Welkom !

That was specifically for my Dutch readers ! Oh yeah, the Word of Dog is spreading around the globe !
I would also like to say a huge "Hello" to my new readers in Guernsey and Cardiff too.

Well, I'm happy to report that the stupid Siamese cat has kept its distance all week. I should think so too, cheeky thing. I only invite people/things I like, and I do not like cats !
One of the ruddy things was screeching outside this really early this morning. I woofed in a 'big dog' voice (which isn't easy to do if you're my size !), and Mummy shouted "Shut up" from upstairs. One of us seemed to scare the noisy thing away, and I'm going to claim it !

I think Mummy is threatening to bath me again. She keeps sniffing my face ! I don't even like other dogs sniffing my butt, so I can't say I'm best pleased about any bit of me being sniffed by a human.
It's raining today though, so I may get away with it (or without it, as the case may be) for a few more days. Plus I doubt Mummy will want to bath me anywhere near her precious 'new' bathroom, so it will have to wait until it stops raining and I can have another al fresco bath. I hate bathing. I'm not sure if I've mentioned it before ? But I reeeeeally hate bathing. Just don't get what humans see in it.

With any luck I might get some decent grub at AS& UD's tonight, not that 'Veterinary special diet' muck that Mummy feeds me. Proper dog food, you know, steak, beef, mince, burgers, chicken, sausages, meaty bones, white fish, chocolate, biscuits, chocolate biscuits, ice-cream, rice pudding, yoghurt. Proper dog food !