OK! I'm back by popular demand....

Well AS & UD's demand which is good enough for me. Just like Take That I'm going to wow my adoring fans with a spectacular comeback...... Actually, I'm really just going to fill you in with the last few weeks of sausage-snorting, boundary-patrolling and dog-naps, but I thought I'd try to 'big it up' a bit (man I'm so street).

Well lets go back to Easter time, which is when Mummy fills the house with chocolate eggs, and for some strange reason thinks that I'll eat a Dogggy-Choccy-egg - not a ruddy chance by the way! Chocolate without cocoa, milk and sugar is NOT chocolate !
Anyway, Easter time. Daddy disappeared again and Mummy decided that she was going to stop buying, cooking, eating or sharing (with me) anything even remotely nice to eat. She says she's 'on a diet', but I think she's just being selfish. All of a sudden there's no scraps of 'spare' meat, there's no choccy biscuits, there's no ruddy anythig, but DOG FOOD! What's all that about ? Madness.
So, in my usual supportive fashion, I decided to de-camp to AS & UD's instead...... they're only blinking on the diet too! Come on people, a dog cannot live on dog food alone ! (to paraphrase someone who said something similar sometime).
Aaah, but unlike Mummy, AS & UD apprecaite that dog food is not a balanced dog-diet, and have maintained a decent stash of cocktail sausages just for me.
Well, they are just for me most of the time, except when Mummy Helen comes to stay. then I have to share them, grrrrr).

So, with all this dieting-mullarkey going on, I've lost a bit of weight too. Not that I needed it. I think I was looking pretty damn cute before. But apparantly, Mummy likes my weight loss, because now she can pick me up more easily for one of those soppy cuddles she likes so much. (note to self.... eat more food)