JackDog

Sorry, its been 2 weeks since I last wrote. What has happened you ask. Well. Mummy came home from work on Wednesday at lunchtime, which was lovely. But then some woman turned up in a large van, threw me inside with no ceremony at all. Then she washed, dried and cut my lovely hair. I have NO hair left ! I guess its better in the heat and all that, but I just can't understand why I had to have a bath on Sunday, and then go through all that again within days. Just not fair. I wouldn't do it to Mummy, so I don't know why she did it to me. (I'm stamping my paws, but you can't see me). AS was really nice, and said I looked cute. She's right, I do. Anyway, on Saturday evening, Mummy was soooooooooo cruel to me. She forced me to wear an England top, because of some stupid game where they chase a ball round the field. I can do that. And I'm a Welsh dog, so its just cruel of her to make me wear their jersey. Daddy will be furious when he finds out. Luckily I kept tripping up on the jersey when I walked, so Mummy took it off me. Phew, back to normal. AS & UD cooked BBQ again . . . whoooohooo. Mummy gatecrashed . . again. But so did "Bushy" and "Sean the American". They were nice enough, and didn't eat toooooo much of the food. They were there to moan at the telly when the England players seemed to forget what they were there for. I can sooooo chase a ball round better than them. They were rubbish. AS kept a lovely piece of quality rib-eye steak just for me. I love her. I ate it all up really quickly. Then I went to sleep. When I woke up its was Sunday, so we went home and I went to sleep. Mummy went to work again. The rest of the week was pretty normal, nothing special. . . . no special food anyway. On Friday I was sitting outside AS & UD's back door - for ages. Mummy came and got, and told me they weren't there. That they were away for a few days. Not Fair! I have a whole weekend just with Mummy. Boooooooooring. Anyway, next thing I know, UD is back ! Hurrah. Mummy was wrong. UD is there to fuss me and give me a bolt hole to escape to. Don't get me wrong, Mummy is a good Mummy. But I don't want to spend all my time with her. So I'll make the most of having a boy's weekend - just me and UD. Shame Daddy can't be here too. AS is away though. Mummy says its a 'school renunion' whatever that means. I wonder if its like me going back to the puppy pound in Cardiff. Urrrgh, I wouldn't like that. Why would AS go back to that for a weekend ? Humans are weird. I don't think I'll ever understand them. Why can't they be more simple . . . like dogs. Food, sleep, food, walk, food, sleep, food, fuss, food,sleep. Simple. Mummy went shopping today and bought bags and bags of things. I don't care about the other 99 bags, but 1 bag had my treats in it ! Yeah. She bought me a huge box of dried sausages - my favourite. And some of my biscuit treats - my favourite. And some bog-standard biscuits - my . . . . . . . well, you get the idea. She also bought me some new food bowls. They are raised off the floor, so that I don't have to bend down to get to my food and water. They're a bit weird, but Mummy says that they will be better for me, cos my front leg is playing up and giving me jip. They bowls should help, we'll see. Mummy has told me that Aunty Gayle and Uncle Scott are coming down next Saturday to see me. And see Mummy. I like them, and haven't seen them for ages, so that will be lovely. Well I hope AS has a lovely time - whatever she's doing. I miss her and hope she comes back soon. UD is awesome, but AS goes to the fridge more often. The little things are very important !

Saturday, 19 June 2010 at 18:06