JackDog

I don't like this. AS is all over Nadal. Well she would be given half a chance. I feel left out and unloved.
Well, thats not strictly true, cos I can guarantee a cuddle with UD. A manly cuddle, of course. The way MEN cuddle.
DogBook has been annoying me. I'm having such a problem signing new friends up. I've had so many enquiries, but can't sign them up. Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr My Twitter account - JackMuppetDog - is picking up some followers though. Good, good, follow me, follow me !!
Friday night was rubbish. Mummy gatecrashed my hideout - again. And no ruddy food. I managed to get to bark at the pizza delivery man . . which is always fun. But the pizza wasn't for me. No, it literally wasn't for me ! Why get pizza unless its meat feast ? Really, humans are odd.
Saturday was nice though. Mummy left me with AS & UD all day. I helped AS mow the lawn. I like helping. I like to get a good run up, and snap at the mower. Its funny, cos it makes AS shout loudly and shake her head ! I think they get worried incase I get too close, but they have to realise that I know what I'm doing ! hee hee, its such fun.
Then last night, I was sitting really really patiently outside AS & UD's back door, waiting really nicely for them to come and let me in. Next thing, Mummy pops her head round the fence, and says "they've gone out for the evening Jack. No one is home". For Goodness Sake! Why do they do that ? They should know the evening routine by now. They leave the door open, and I wander in and out whenever I feel like it, making sure to check the kitchen now and again in case anyone's dropped any good food. (that never happens, but i like to check). So I just had to sit on their patio all evening and keep an eye on the house for them. Well, it beats sitting inside with Mummy. Don't get me wrong, Mummy's ok. But what 11 year old wants to be with their Mum all the time ? Not me.
I kept watch until about 10pm, and then gave up and went to bed. I'm all for keeping guard, but I have limits.
Today is going ok, at least it was til Nadal got on the telly. I don't see it myself. He hasn't even got shiny hair and wet nose. Just don't see the attraction. Mummy's the same whenever David Beckham or Johnny Depp are on tv. I just don't get a look in.
Its been a bit low on red meat round here lately. I'm going to have to bring my A-game and start to look a bit cuter I think. I just can't be doing with 'salads' and 'noodles'. Steak, Beef, Chicken, Sausage. Thats what we want. Mummy . . . . . . . I'm hungry.

Sunday July 4th 2010