September
September 1st was my 12th birthday ! Happy Whelpday to me. Well, it is my 'official' birthday, as we're not quite sure when my 'actual' birthday is. But, hey I'm 12 !! whoop whoop
Mid Septemer, and Mummy & Daddy packed their bags ... again. I really hate it when I see those suitcases appear. It usually means that someone disappears for ages, normally Daddy but sometimes both of them. I know I get to go on my holidays too, which I love, but it's always nice to be home with 'the parents'.
But wait just a cotton-pickin' minute........... Mummy and Daddy have driven off, and I'm still here with AS & UD ! This is a result ! If the contents (and weight) of the suitcases are to be believed, I reckon I've got a good 7 days or more at the spa next door. Get in !!!
..... believe me, the following 8 days were awesome ! Food, drink, fuss.... never ending with AS & UD. I pulled my weight though, and patrolled the boundaries at regular intervals. The shed and garden fence are well 'watered', and I think the postman is well and truly aware that I'm here !
The only downside was that AS & UD took me to the hairdressers... pah. Don't get me wrong, I would MUCH rather go to the hairdresser than have a bath at home (yuk). The hairdressers are lovely and treat me really well. It's just that I smell like a girl when they're done with me ! My hair (what's left of it) is all blow-dried like a ball of fluff, and I give off an odour of a mixture of baby powder and roses. It does nothing for my tough-dog image. Nothing !!!
Although I did get to go for a spin in their car which was lovely. I sat on AS's lap there and back which is comfy for me and I get to see out of the windows. AS said she wasn't too impressed with the paw imprints I left in her legs, but I know she's just happy to have a cuddle with me whenever/wherever !
The day afterwards and the reason for the haircut became clear. Mummy & Daddy came home, yeah !!
They said they'd been to see Aunty Anna, Uncle Simon & Maisie in Qatar where they now live, and had had a wonderful time. Yeah, whatever guys. I see there was no duty-free sausages brought back for me! When AS & UD came back last time they had sausages with them. You can't pick your parents ..........
Only joking ! I have been with Mummy & Daddy for 6 years now, and I love them loads (most of the time)
September 1st was my 12th birthday ! Happy Whelpday to me. Well, it is my 'official' birthday, as we're not quite sure when my 'actual' birthday is. But, hey I'm 12 !! whoop whoop
Mid Septemer, and Mummy & Daddy packed their bags ... again. I really hate it when I see those suitcases appear. It usually means that someone disappears for ages, normally Daddy but sometimes both of them. I know I get to go on my holidays too, which I love, but it's always nice to be home with 'the parents'.
But wait just a cotton-pickin' minute........... Mummy and Daddy have driven off, and I'm still here with AS & UD ! This is a result ! If the contents (and weight) of the suitcases are to be believed, I reckon I've got a good 7 days or more at the spa next door. Get in !!!
..... believe me, the following 8 days were awesome ! Food, drink, fuss.... never ending with AS & UD. I pulled my weight though, and patrolled the boundaries at regular intervals. The shed and garden fence are well 'watered', and I think the postman is well and truly aware that I'm here !
The only downside was that AS & UD took me to the hairdressers... pah. Don't get me wrong, I would MUCH rather go to the hairdresser than have a bath at home (yuk). The hairdressers are lovely and treat me really well. It's just that I smell like a girl when they're done with me ! My hair (what's left of it) is all blow-dried like a ball of fluff, and I give off an odour of a mixture of baby powder and roses. It does nothing for my tough-dog image. Nothing !!!
Although I did get to go for a spin in their car which was lovely. I sat on AS's lap there and back which is comfy for me and I get to see out of the windows. AS said she wasn't too impressed with the paw imprints I left in her legs, but I know she's just happy to have a cuddle with me whenever/wherever !
The day afterwards and the reason for the haircut became clear. Mummy & Daddy came home, yeah !!
They said they'd been to see Aunty Anna, Uncle Simon & Maisie in Qatar where they now live, and had had a wonderful time. Yeah, whatever guys. I see there was no duty-free sausages brought back for me! When AS & UD came back last time they had sausages with them. You can't pick your parents ..........
Only joking ! I have been with Mummy & Daddy for 6 years now, and I love them loads (most of the time)
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