Another day, another sausage

Not been having such a good time lately. Firstly, I was staying at AS & UD's place for the weekend, and I don't know what was wrong with me, but I just didn't feel quite right. My belly was a bit off and I didn't feel like eating much.
Now, for me to say that, then it must have been strange, cos I'll eat anything regardless of how I feel ! I don't know what started it, and before AS chips in . . . I do not believe that trying to eat that hedgehog caused my stomach ache ! Oh, you want the full story eh ? Well, AS and Mummy to AS (now known as AH)took me for a quick evening stroll, as you do. And I just got a very interesting whiff from a hedge as I walked past. Now, if I was human I might have taken a long look and investigated at some length. But no, I'm a dog ! So I dived into the hedge, head first, grabbed the nearest smelly thing, and jumped back out of the hedge. AS went nuts ! She shouted at me, and made me drop it. Well, to be honest, it bloody well hurt ! I've never eaten a hedgehog before, and I didn't think it was very tasty. It was all spiky and hurt my mouth. Don't know how you humans ate hedgehog crisps, hedgehogs are horrid. Anyway, back at AS and UD's they checked me over, cleaned the blood off me, and extracted several spines from my mouth and ears, which made me feel much better, and I soon forgot all about it. AS didn't. . . . she was NOT happy with me ! Whatever, I'll try to remember to do something cute and I'll soon be back in her good books. Yes, its that easy !

Secondly, Daddy left home again. I always know something is up, when I see that stupid big suitcase being packed with stuff. That's never a good sign.
So Daddy packed up all his clothes, and is off again. Mummy mumbled something about it just being me and her til after Christmas, but I don't really know how long that is, so I'll just wait for a few days, and I'm sure Daddy will be back soon. . . .

Things had just started to settle down into a bit of a routine, when AS and UD came and got me for the weekend again ! I'm quite happy with that, if Mummy can't be bothered to look after me, then its good to have AS and UD nearby. We had a nice weekend. UD went to the rugby on Sunday afternoon, I stayed home to keep an eye on AS, just in case she went near the fridge at all. Better than the fridge, she put some beef in the hot fridge ! yeah, glad I stayed home.
I had a bit of lunch with AS, then UD came home, then Mummy turned up too.
We were all having a nice evening, and then I don't know what came over me, but I barfed . . . . on the carpet !! I was soooooooo embarassed. I never barf . . . and never inside. Normally if I barf, its over in the corner of AS and UD's garden where no one sees.
Well AS and UD were really nice about it, and I even got a small bit of beef later . . not enough mind you. I bounced back though, and felt much much better the next day, so I popped back round to tap AS up for some more beef. It worked !

Mummy gave me yet another bath this week. Hateful bath, hateful water, hateful shampoo. I smell like a girl. But I love love love having my bum blow dried afterwards ! In a manly/dogly way of course.

I've put a new video on Youtube, and some new pics on Flickr this week, and I will try to update the next chapter of my autobidography very very soon.